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officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

Letter charge (27): $2.70
Word charge (6):    $6.00
Sentences (1):        $3.00
Typos (1):               $1.50
Tax (7.5%):             $0.99
Total:                    $14.19

(via whoredinarygirl)

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

(Source: tom-marvolo-dildo, via love-adamtuttle)

noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

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(via just-kids-that-grew-up-too-fast)

theunderratedmomo:

aradiastuck:

aradiastuck:

let’s ring in the new year with some porn

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it took me longer to get it than it should have

(Source: ouijamodus, via just-kids-that-grew-up-too-fast)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via marinaandthebros)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

In soviet Russia, police call you

(via marinaandthebros)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via marinaandthebros)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via appetites)

nobodycars:

nobodycars:

OKAY SO I DECIDED TO SUBMIT DUBSEXUAL TO URBAN DICTIONARY AS A JOKE

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AND THEY FUCKING ACCEPTED IT

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Remember the time I got dubsexual in Urban Dictionary

(via nobodycars)

spookyvvebkin:

"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

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(Source: vvebkin, via marinaandthebros)